Best Quotes About Alcohol
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"When wine enters, secrets depart."
"Only with beer is life beautiful."
"Just as wine turns to vinegar through careless handling, so love can quickly turn into unbearableness."
"A glass of wine won't hurt you, but you can't drink a whole barrel."
"It's not hard to understand English cuisine — what's warm is the beer, and what's cold is the soup."
"Wine gives courage."
"Wine is better than a hundred doctors, but it is the cause of a hundred diseases!"
"An expert on truth is rarer than a connoisseur of wine — you have to know what you're doing."
"He who does not love wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."
"Civilisation is a coat of varnish easily dissolved in alcohol."
"Wine can be considered the most hygienic and healthy of beverages."
"Better beer in the stomach than water in the lungs."
"Wine has no locks."
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